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"Attention: This is Director Tiedemann. A station-wide emergency is in effect. In accordance with Titan Station Civic Code, I am declaring Martial Law. All citizens are ordered to evacuate. Looters will be shot onsite. This is not a drill, move immediately to the nearest evac route"

"Hello...Hello...Is anyone out there? We're survivors held up in a warehouse. The zombies have overrun the city, supplies are running short...Is anyone out here? Please! We need help!"

Full of the best vehicles by the best Modeller...not that anyone cares.


"This is Director Tiedemann to all project personnel. I want the key subjects terminated and the facility scrubbed. This is not a drill. Tiedemann out!"

"THE RESEARCH INTO THAT MARKER IS WORTH EVERY LIFE WE JUST LOST...I won't let you throw all this away!! - Tiedemann's last words

For those who disagree with me, I say "You fuckin' what, mate...?"

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I love Cockatoos by WishmasterAlchemist I love Kookaburras by WishmasterAlchemist I love Koalas by WishmasterAlchemist
I love Kangaroos by WishmasterAlchemist I love Blue-tongued Skinks by WishmasterAlchemist I love Dolphins by WishmasterAlchemist
I love Platypuses by WishmasterAlchemist I love Blue-tongued Skinks by WishmasterAlchemist I love Alligators by WishmasterAlchemist
I love Saltwater Crocodiles by WishmasterAlchemist I love Crocodiles by WishmasterAlchemist I love Rottweilers by WishmasterAlchemist
I love Toy Poodles by WishmasterAlchemist I love German Shepherd Dogs by WishmasterAlchemist I love Labrador Retrievers by WishmasterAlchemist
I love Siberian Huskies by WishmasterAlchemist I love Golden Retrievers by WishmasterAlchemist I love Alaskan Malamutes by WishmasterAlchemist



You know you're shit when you're stuff is so bad people don't even wanna steal it!
  • Listening to: Disturbed - Another way to die
  • Reading: Bear Grylls: Burning Angels
  • Watching: The Mike Nolan Show
  • Playing: Need 4 Speed: Hot Pursuit


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Artist | Student | Digital Art
Let's tango, Cowboy!

Guns don't scare me!




'Sup, Poquito Verde!
First thing about me, I don't like clashing with people so as long as you keep your f@%kin' mouth shut, you and me will be grand. Second, if you even dare make lip smacking or chewing noises and I hear it, I will fucking smack you down! I'm a socially awkward virgin that doesn't now a damn thing about sex but has the whole collection of Need 4 Speed, GTA and Dead Space, and can tell you the exact weight of an M1A2 Abrams (63.3 tons of fuck you!). I mean girls are like "take your glasses off cuz you might be looking at my vagina or my boobs" and if I tell them I'm not they're like "ew, you don't like sex? You're weird" NO! Habibdi, If you're weren't such a slag then you'd understand that some people are content on their own and aren't driven by urges every second of every day! I'm Pansexual and Demisexual, Pansexual because I know what I like and Demisexual cuz of a thing called the "Friendzone" where people like me, who would give the world for their crush, are forced to standby and watch their crush fuck around with other people, knowing damn well that they are "just a friend". Everyone says I have a rotten attitude and an equally rotten personality. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are! If you're nice, then I'm nice. If you're a C-U-N-T, then I will be your worst fucking nightmare! I can see ghosts and stuff, sometimes hear them. I love reptiles, snakes, lizards, turtles, all reptiles, including crocs and gators. I love dragons, the only creature that combines an M1 Abrams, an F-18 Hornet and an AH-64 Apache Longbow into one creature. I am a fukn master of zombie survival tactics, ask me anything and you'll be surprised by what I know! Anyways, that's all from me!

Tiedemann out!

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT PROVIDENCE PROTECTS YOU, CLARKE!!! But it!!!! I have TWO HUNDRED armed security personnel...EVERY ENTRANCE is covered!!! Even IF YOU DO get won't...get...far!!!!"

My Close friends:

...I think that's all of them!

Current Residence: Abermain, NSW, Australia
Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal
Favourite style of art: 3D Vehicular Designing
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: Samsung Galaxy S4
Wallpaper of choice: NFS: Hot Pursuit
Favourite cartoon character(s): Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner
Personal Quote: "When people look at you, do they turn to stone?"

Trevor Phillips (GTA 5) Fan Button by ButtonsMaker
Michael De Santa Fan Button by ButtonsMaker
Franklin Clinton Fan Button by ButtonsMaker

Demisexual flag by Director-Tiedemann
Pansexual flag by Director-Tiedemann

Pansexual Stamp by KalineReine Pansexual: I love you... by AETitus :thumb335875947:
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Disturbed Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Zombie Apocalypse - Stamp by little-misanthrope Stamp: Zombie Apocalypse by ChibiZexion-VI
Dead Space Stalker stamp by SpontaneousFork Dead Space Stamp by Destro2k .:Dead Stamp:. by UndeadWhiskey
Dead Space Ubermorph stamp by SpontaneousFork Call of Duty 4 Gif Stamp by AleXielBrando Demons Stamp by kageru-hinoryu
If looks could kill stamp by quazo 69 Stamp by WolvenFlames Anything's Sexual Stamp by LexxyThirteen
Perverted Stamp by LexxyThirteen IDGAF by TheKingofTheBeavers I am a silent sufferer by malmu
Hitting Things Stamp by LightShappy Humanity Stamp by CurlyHairedDemon Hiding the bodies by Shadow252525
Bad memory by MK-FireQueen Stamp 28 - Lead by satakigreendragon Total Annihilation by DennyVuQuach
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Dead Space 2 'Where's My Meds?' by NoMedic Dead Space Lurker Baby Execute by NoMedic Dead Space Slasher Execute by NoMedic
Dead Space 2 Stalker Kill by NoMedic Dead Space 2  You Could Put Someones Eye Out by NoMedic Dead Space Skull Thingy by NoMedic


Got a horror story. This story is something that happens far too often. It's called "High Beams"

There was this girl who lived out of town and owned a small four door car to travel to and from university. One night she was heading home after watching a basketball game. As she left she noticed a blue Hilux following her. After 15 minutes the Hilux was still there.
"I guess we're going the same way" she thought but was a little uneasy. Then the Hilux flashed his high beams. The girl thought nothing of it until he did it again.
"He must want me to pull over" she thought but began trembling. No matter what, he stayed behind her. When she changed her speed, so did he. When she passed a truck, so did he. Then he flashed his high beams. Then he flashed them again. Then again. Then he flashed them and left them on.
"What does he want?!" The girl panicked. By now she had reached home. As she pulled into the driveway, so did he.
"DAD CALL THE POLICE!" the girl screamed. She looked at the man in the Hilux. In his hand was a gun. When the police arrived, they started to arrest the Hilux owner.
"You don't want me" he said, pointing to the girl's car "You want him"
In the backseat of the girl's car, was a man with a machete.

As the Hilux owner explained, he saw the man slip into the girl's car shortly before she left. He was gonna get the police but was afraid to leave her so he followed her. Everytime the man reached to grab the girl, he flashed his high beams. The man would drop down every time, afraid someone would spot him.
Hellstreet Police by Director-Tiedemann
Hellstreet Police
The entire fleet of Panorama City's police department that deals with illegal street racing.

Front row left to right: Civic, Civic Undercover, State, State Undercover, Federal, Federal Undercover.
Back row left to right: Highway Patrol, Interceptor, Light Rhino, Heavy Rhino, Turbocharged Rhino, Pursuit S.W.A.T.
Zombie Sedan by Director-Tiedemann
Zombie Sedan

I'm still working on this, going over ideas and what works good with the car. Still need to fix the rear bumper and some armour on the vehicle's body. Might add something to the roof, not sure 'bout that yet...
Lightening flashed over the hillside. Pine trees dotted the mountain side, flicking droplets everywhere as a breeze sailed through their branches. Thunder rumbled and wind howled through the canyon, like a werewolf call. A road cut through the mountain range, dotted by a series of tunnels and side streets. Lightening flashed again before there was a loud wailing noise. Thunder growled as the sound got louder before a vehicle flew through the canyon, reaching speeds way over 200 miles an hour. Sparks flew as the Silver Bugatti Veyron made contact with the road. 2 seconds later, a police issue Koenigsegg Agera flew around the corner, in pursuit of the Veyron. Water flew from the two vehicles, like speedboats heading through rapids. Thunder crackled again as the two vehicles rushed along the canyon.


"Dispatch, I need more units out here. I can't stop this vehicle on my own!" I said. I could see the Veyron had put some space between myself and him.

"10-4, dispatching units now" she said. I managed to close the distance and hit him, sending him into a frenzied fishtail before he corrected himself.

"Dispatch, I just took a chunk out of the suspect but he's still going, I'm still following" I said

"10-4" said dispatch. I saw lightening flash down behind the hillside before the Veyron swerved and missed a Dodge Caravan, sending it off the road in a panic. I went around it as it hit the guard rail and spun around, sending debris and car parts sprawling across the road. I caught up to him and hit him again, punching out one of his brakelights.

"DRIVER! PULL OVER AND STOP THAT VEHICLE NOW!" I said through the megaphone "Dispatch, I need to know where those backup units are!"

"They're still a few seconds out, maybe sooner!" she said

"This is unit 54, pulling up on your chase...coming in on your...left" said another voice as a police issue Koenigsegg CCX pulled out of a dimly light side-street. "Additional units are still a few seconds out" he said

"This is unit 91, I'm with three other units. We're waiting just up the roadways for the suspect. Just lead him to us" said another voice.

"10-4" I said. I put my foot down to keep up with the speeding Bugatti, watching my speedometer reach well over 217kms. "Oh god, I feel sick!" I groaned, feeling the Agera's force pushing me back into the seat. I saw the CCX speed up past me and hit the Veyron, smashing in his back bumper.

"YOU GOT AN AUTHORITY PROBLEM?" I said over the megaphone "STOP THE CAR NOW!"

I followed him as the CCX sped up and hit him again before I saw flickering lights. Two Bugatti Chirons and two McLaren F1s pulled out of a breakdown area, in pursuit of the Veyron.

"Dispatch, this is unit 57. I'm 10-3 with the pursuit" said one car. I put my foot right now and rammed the Veyron before backing off.

"DRIVER, YOU CANNOT OUTRUN ME. MY CAR IS FASTER THEN YOURS. GIVE UP NOW!" I said over the megaphone. I only hoped this chase would end soon because the speed of the Agera I was driving was beginning to make me dizzy. It felt like my guts were sliding up my throat. I swallowed as a Chiron came up and got beside the Veyron before being slammed. The car spun off the road and hit some gravel before it spun around, facing straight towards me. "Oh shit!" I gasped. I swerved and hit an F1 with a loud bang before the McLaren's wheel locked up and it slid off the road, smashing through a guard rail and landing in a cluster of trees.

"Dispatch, get some more units out here. Driver has just disabled two of our units"  said my CB

"10-4, I'm dispatching backup units now" she said "He's nearby to the chase...about a few seconds away"

"This is unit 39. I have the pursuit in my sights. Coming up hard on Fox Road. Should be puling on the right" said a voice. Two seconds later a Lamborghini Veneno appeared next to me, lights blazing. "Keep back, I'm gonna take a run at him" he said. I pulled over to the left as the Veneno sped up and slammed into the Veyron. The Veyron pulled over to the left, allowing the Veneno to sneak up beside him before the Veyron started grinding with him.

"Alright, I need another unit to get behind me. Keep him distracted and we'll roll him into a box. Let's slow him down before he kills someone" I said into my CB. I dropped it and got up on his left side as he began grinding with me before the Veneno sandwiched him.

"Somebody get up here now, take his rear!" said the CB before the CCX rammed him from behind. The Veyron struggled against his restraints before my car suddenly spun.

"SHIT!" I yelled as it hit the guard rail, sending sparks shooting past my window. The Veyron broke free and took off, the CCX following close behind.

"Dammit, somebody get back up here, let's try this again" said my CB as I sped up to get next to him before the Veneno cut me off. I backed off and looked at how the cars were set out. My speedometer flashed, showing the car was reaching over 220kms. I looked at the cars and had a brainwave and reached for the CB.

"Alright, I've had it" I said "I'm running this guy off the road"

I dropped the mic and lined my car up before speeding up and hitting the Veyron. I could see smoke coming out of his engine and sped up before delivering the fatal blow. There was a bang as the engine exploded and the car swerved before hitting a pothole. The vehicle went airborne and hit the ground, rolling along the road with incredible speed. Myself and the other officers slowed down as the Veyron rolled along the road.

"All units, I'm gonna get ahead of him and uh...try and bring his car to a stop" said a voice as a Chiron sped up to get in front of the Veyron.

"I wouldn't advise it, he's gonna crush your car at that speed" I said as the Chiron put his brakes on. The Veyron slammed into the Chiron and went over it before landing flat on its roof, leaving a big ding in the back of the Chiron.

"Ah that's a trip to the shop but at least it stopped him" said my CB. I stopped my Agera and got out, drawing my gun. Other officers did the same and pointed them at the smashed Veyron. Smoke and steam rose from the Veyron, like a ghostly haze. The sound of ticking and rattling came from the still-dying car but there was no movement from the cabin. I slowly advanced towards the Veyron, stepping over broken glass and chunks of metal. I slowly and carefully came around the car, my gun still drawn. The door was open and the driver's legs were poking out. I followed them under the dashboard and-

"Oh..." I gasped, looking away. I got up and walked back to my car, slotting my gun in my holster.

"Clear?" someone asked

"Clear" I said "He's under the car"

"He's what?" asked someone else

"He's under the car" I said "His torso is crushed under the car"

Silence fell over everyone before I reached into my car and pulled out the CB. "Dispatch, 10-25 on the suspect vehicle but uh...I'm gonna need a wrecker out here to clean up this mess...and a hearse" I said solemnly

"10-4, dispatching wrecker now. All units, officers have stopped the vehicle. This chase is over" she said as I sat in my vehicle and placed my head in my hands.


Lightening flash through the canyon. Wind howled across the hillside. Thunder rumbled lazily as a few cars sat at a closed road. Police made enquiries while a hearse departed, carrying the dearly departed to the local hospital. A wrecker sat blocking the road, clearing away the mess that was once a Bugatti Veyron. The only sounds were wind howling, the sound of a wrecker and, now and again, a crack of thunder.
Breaking Point
Not as good as I thought but I've been a bit run down with flu lately...
You know you're shit when you're stuff is so bad people don't even wanna steal it!
  • Listening to: Disturbed - Another way to die
  • Reading: Bear Grylls: Burning Angels
  • Watching: The Mike Nolan Show
  • Playing: Need 4 Speed: Hot Pursuit

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MetalGearDragon Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Happy birthday!
Director-Tiedemann Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Cheers, but it was yesterday.
MetalGearDragon Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Eh I tried :'D
Director-Tiedemann Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Hahahahaha...damn timezones..."Oi look we gotta fukn...evolutionary Physicist over here!"

((Big Lez it if you love accents))

"Oi Norton...Noooorrrtoonnnn...cunt...oi dickhead...dickcheese!"

*under breath* "Oh my god. I hate this fucking town"

Perceptor Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2015
Thanks for the fave. :-)
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